Danny B

Plumbus wholesalesman. The Wayne Gretzky of tonsil hockey. Astronaut Doctor Lawyer. Philanthropist by day, philanderer by night.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

50 states is too many to remember we should trim it down to 12 districts. Rename it all to Panem.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Euphoria has literally lost the plot this season. Maddy is awesome though.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

The nickname Ketamine Queen is up there with the Merchant of Death

Not quite as cool but it’s up there

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Peacock has lost their damn minds with the amount of commercials for the Olympics

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Peacock is insane with the amount of commercials during the Olympics

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

With the success of Iron Lung, by next year we’ll have a cash grab Mr Beast movie called Steel Heart.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Honestly curious who the first person to try drinking coffee was… because idk but pitch black shiny death juice looks like poison to me.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Streaming has ruined my ability to watch shows with commercials.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

@nrubyg Pics?

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@poopandpee333 11/10

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

I miss back when Brisket used to be cheap…

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

All, get ready for the newest thing you’re going to hate: dynamic pricing

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

There’s an alternate universe where Covid never happened and they have flying cars now

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Sick to my stomach about this

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Don’t need companies to send me happy thanksgiving emails. Need them to send me 50% off coupon codes.

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

How’s are y’all’s NFTs doing these days?

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

If anyone purposely hurt my cats I would make John Wick look like a children’s bedtime story

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

I would take a bullet for her

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Wow I was optimistic with 2025

[Danny B @DanBanTran]

Fellas if you time it right and get a girl prego you can get paternity leave when GTA6 releases in 2025