dbitt

Actor (body and voice), writer, director

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

How to relax with your dog

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

@Radio1045 I hate when I wipe my butt & paper gets stuck there there is toilet paper stuck to my butt hair (how I feel bout middle fingers)

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

@Radio1045 yasssss!!! Thanks for playing 99 red balloons!! Perfect rocking out song for a perfect day!! @AmberMiller you're​ the best!!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Learn from our past. Please.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Worth noting.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

If Trump says "Wee the people!" in his speech, I'm going to lose it.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Am I the ONLY one man enough to confront this #OverratedFlunkyLoser without resorting to an ad hominem assault? https://t.co/ac2j2KGryn

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

If Trump won't believe the briefings he gets from the CIA,the FBI and the DIA,where is he getting his new secret information from? Russia ?

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

J Jonah Jameson is now Commissioner Gordon!! https://t.co/zZOYeOhniy #JamesonIsGordon #characterswap

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

No greater truth could be spoken!! Same goes 4 @HamillHimself as Joker!! @RealKevinConroy #KevinConroy #MarkHamill https://t.co/N8osS3C5te

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

#puns #punday #bearwatch

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Well Wookiee what we got here?If You’ve Been Looking For... https://t.co/IXRUtzeELR

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

Do Pokémon only say their names?? Or are they named after the only thing they can say?? #Pokemon #RandomThought

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

Public works came by with shovel & tossed him in the bed of his truck. Atrocious. What is this world coming too? RIP

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

930am is there no justice?! Where are you animal control?! #RaccoonTO #raccoon #RocketRaccoon #raccoonlivesmatter

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

830am still no animal control. Poor Rocket :( #RaccoonTO #raccoon #RocketRaccoon #raccoonlivesmatter

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

Came to work @ 6am Why didn't animal control save him?? #RaccoonTO #raccoon #RocketRaccoon #raccoonlivesmatter

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

Nit-twit: noun, a twitter nitwit. One who frequently tweets utter nonsense like a cow at a concert #nit-twit

[dbitt @DanBitterman]

#RESPECTFULINTERSPECIESFACEFUCK David Cameron's hotdog got some pork on pork action