Dan Brindley

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: 'Hardest Geezer' Russ Cook successfully runs the length of Africa

https://t.co/wZzWN4sB1I

@hardestgeezer

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Dutty Moonshine Big Band @DuttyMoonshine]

Ho boy have I come across a corker here....

It's like AI and Fyre Festival/Billy McFarland had a baby and named it: Billy Coull

Strap in!

Immersive Willy Wonka event this weekend by some dodgy company called House of Illuminati was a huge flop as you can see here;

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[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

The highlights from tonight's 27-0 win over Rottach-Egern 🎥

#MiaSanMia

[Daniel Ivery @almajir]

It’s all over #bcfc

https://t.co/AyOIlVGO9f

[Attic Barrel Store JQ @barrelstorejq]

The Barrel Store is finally open today!

To celebrate, we're giving you your first pint of Intuition for free 🤭.

Like and share this post and follow us, then show Sunny and the team to claim your free pint. You can claim it up until next Friday, 19/05.

See you from 1 today!

[I Choose Birmingham @ichoosemag]

Hey @oldjoeclock. You look very handsome in these pin badges we’ve had made, don’t you? I’m going to give away two to two people who retweet this (winner La picked at random, 12pm Sunday)

Or you can buy one for £8 plus postage here: https://t.co/6ntDvyo9Ti

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Lineker V Braverman: I'm with Gary.
#Lineker
https://t.co/nHRJ5W7C2t

[Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh]

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Row27 @RowTwentySeven]

Time to go!

👉 Get your #BSHLOUT phone cases here: https://t.co/cbx5BgiNRh

#BCFC 🔵⚪

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Whatever your feelings of Harry and Meghan, I think it’s important to remember that Prince Andrew paid a woman £12 million pounds to stop calling him a nonce.

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

That awkward moment when your open day advert is funding the Daily Mail’s culture war campaign on universities 😬

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

We don't need a single penny of cuts. On the BBC I explained in just 20 seconds how we can raise taxes on the richest instead. Austerity is a political choice.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy that they're given sanctuary!😡"

Colin from Portsmouth on the woke schools brainwashing our kids.

[Scheiffer Bates @ScheifferBates]

Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys ordering in a restaurant

[Fearless In Devotion | WREXHAM AFC podcast @fearlessidzine]

I wanted to know more about Blyth fan John The Toaster. A (presumably drunk) @NiallBromley gave me some context:

"He plugs it in at random bars at away games and makes people toast.

"He's John The Toaster".

🍞

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

It's just mad, isn't it? These people voted for everything they're disowning, campaigned on precisely the policies they're reversing & created most of the problems they're promising to fix. *For twelve years*.

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything