Dan Carcillo

I punch faces while jamming to Van Halen. (not really Dan Carcillo)

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Philly never warmed up to my game because my game generally sucked balls. I have a sweet stache, though.

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Triple-bagging it.

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Get me to the nearest Chicago whorehouse.

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Hey Flyers, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Fuck.

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RT @PaulHolmgren: u mad?

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How am I still on the team?

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I hope Mark Recchi doesn't wake up this morning.

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@JCCSPORTS u mad?

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@shayno46 cry about it.

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Coatsey keeps asking if anyone wants to "hit the showers".

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Laviolette just did the dougie.

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JVRs mole is getting a lapdance.

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Pronger is already nude.

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In the locker room; strippers are showing up.

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@jayvola no.

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I wonder if Miller tees off from Kaleta's chin tomorrow?

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Enjoy the 18th hole, Miller.

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JVR's mole > Kaleta's chin.