Dan Sorgen

Writer/CD. Storyteller. Humorist. Tearjerker. Persuasive conversationalist. Sometimes all in the same ad.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@NewPlayer9845 @SpecBank_com

[Olmer García @zharsito]

Giving away x1 Mecha Mortis Bundle, follow me and like this tweet to enter, announcing winner in 2 days :)
#MechaMortisGiveaway

[Jonathan Aalbers @SpanishYN]

🎁 MECHA MORTIS GIVEAWAY X2 🎁

I came back to playing and Twitch-streaming Brawl Stars recently. To kick thing off right I'm giving out two Mecha Mortis bundles! (ENDS SEPT 9TH)

TO ENTER:
🔁 Retweet
❤️ Like
✅ Follow

#MechaMortisGiveaway #BrawlStars

Good luck everyone! 🍀

[X4Y @x4ycom]

Check out some of the most common spec spot tells and ways to keep them out of your #UnbrandedContent. 👇
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[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@NatureValley I think your factory messed up and packaged these bars in the wrong box! 😂 I bought the 48-pack because the box looks like less-expensive @kind_bars But the actual bars look nothing like the packaging! Just a heads up.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@Delta Latest customer service hold time is 6 hours and 40 minutes! Whoa. Any alternate way to add our dog to our flight?

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@Delta Been holding for 2.5 hours. Is there another way to reserve a spot for my dog on our upcoming flights?

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@harleybl Very nice.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

CEO Speedwagon #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

Now that @apple purposely ruined my #iPhone6 I’m getting an Android phone for the 1st time. What should I get? Pixel 2?

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@arnied Our line for Vegas in the UK is the top Reddit post. Exciting.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

Sometimes! https://t.co/AMYwwtSyRz

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@jessp #ermagerd Couldn't have come at a better time. Thx!!! #likewearinghotchocolate

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

@jessp Ha, love it! Can't wait.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

#GIFparty #fridayfoolinggif

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

"I just pulled that idea outta my butt." "Maybe that's why it stinks."

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

Am I the only one who can watch a #gif over and over expecting a different outcome?

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

Kinda wish Betty had this story line four seasons ago.

[Dan Sorgen @DanceOrgan]

What kind of bread would #matzah become if it were allowed to leaven? #Passover