Rave Deer™

Getting wonky and munching box since 1995

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@Twitch...isn’t that the platform for gays coming out

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If I didn’t take so many shits I wouldn’t be so skinny #PoopProblems #NotConstipated

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It’s a red rocks coke shit type of weekend #umphreys #2straightnights

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There’s 4 things every guy should carry in his wallet: Coke, K, acid, and molly

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At the end of the day life boils down to one question: chicken or fish? #ketamollycoke

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Casually picked up a sheet of acid and 2 G’s of K after work #WednesdayChores #NoPlansThisWeekend

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There’s only 2 types of people in the world: those who do drugs and losers #FatBumps

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Can’t wait to do an excessive amount of drugs with my friends this weekend #nye #umph

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My fantasy crypto team is killing it this year #bitcoin #litecoin #ethereum

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My coke blowing right nostril is like Brett Favre, sometimes it retires but it always comes back to play #football #coke

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20% of the time that I put on a sweater it takes more than one attempt to have it the correct way #earthquake

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@Sealteamgreg If your into ass munching, it’s the second best place in the world to be (first of course being a Denny’s bathroom)

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Does having sex when you work from home count as prostitution? #PaidToGetLaid

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Resealable croutons are a lie

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Sometimes I have the deepest thoughts while licking pussy #pussylickingthoughts

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Nothing says family game night like monopoly and cocaine #competition

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Looking for special K (not the cereal) #horses

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Working out at home is so much better cuz you can take bong rips between sets #jacked

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You know the coke works if your taking a shit within 5 min of doing the first line #cokeshits

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If you could only snort one powder the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm for sure a fake K guy #powders #DrugsAreTight