🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.
#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.
Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.
Fuck you IEBC. Mnasema hivi after we have been complaining the whole day? We are in IT as well. IEBC needs to give us a detailed report immediately.
Database rules are universal. The ACID principles are very clear (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability.) You don’t just “upgrade” systems handling voter data without proper planning, rollback strategies, and communication. Which specific part of the system is getting this upgrade? The database? The application layer? Search service? Frontend? Be specific.
Error messages should be concise and informative. The system should speak for itself. Kenyans are not Ugandans tbh we build platforms all the times. We need the exact HTTP error code , 503 Service Unavailable (server down for maintenance or overload), 500 Internal Server Error, 502 Bad Gateway, or 504 Gateway Timeout, not a vague “search results not found” page that misleads users and hides the real issue.
This is basic web standards and good engineering practice. With a by-election in less than 10 days, your lack of prior notice, poor error handling, and after-the-fact explanation is unacceptable. Give Kenyans a proper maintenance window notice next time, clear timelines, and a post-upgrade report on what was changed and how data integrity was maintained.
"Wanatutia gas, wanatuitisha ID, phone number, na KSh 1,500, then wanatuambia wanatupea gas. Si hiyo ni wizi? Hiyo ni kupewa aje?"
Note he is wearing a UDA cap. He had just come from where they were distributing MTUNGI YA GAS. But after seeing how they were doing it, he decided to walk back home.
Huko Mbeere North ni kilio tu. Residents claim transformers and water tanks already installed in Mbeere North are being dismantled and taken to Ol Kalou ahead of the by-election.
"Ruto wants to build a State Lodge in Meru 3,564 spend KSh 650 million, and destrov our forest Why is it necessary to destroy our forest to build a State Lodge when there is plenty of 114 and elsewhere in Meru? How can a government that savs it is committed to conservina the environment justifv such a 178 decision?" - Fanva Mambo Kinuthia, MF Aspirant, Dagoretti South
This woman from Nairobi explains how men are paying for love nowadays. "Ako na doh?" this is the first question a woman is asked by fellow women whenever she says she has a man.
Dear men, if you happen to get rich, do not marry poor women because there's a high chance they'll not be genuinely there for love. We go through a lot as men and all we want sometimes is to genuinely feel loved.