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[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Millions at risk of hunger, poverty and homelessness.

No functioning government.

Never forget that this is the position in which the Conservative Party placed Britain.

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@LASTEXITshirts CopLand

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@tyler_adams14 @LUFC Good start! 😂😂#MOT

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@jessphillips Honest answer-‘Hahaha, not at all, but you know I really really wanted this job so fuck it.’

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@jessphillips Wriggling, squirming, getting angry when he’s not allowed to go on a pointless monologue. Classic Tory really. #BorisMustGo #BorisOut #ToryShambles

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

12 years of cruel Tory rule inflicting pain for the many to feather the beds of the few.
Johnson should resign now but real change can only come when the Tories are swept away and replaced with a peoples Government to redistribute wealth and power.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Nadhim Zahawi, the new and (I imagine) short-lived Chancellor, was paid £1,300,000 for a second job at an oil company whilst still being paid his MP salary.

So just like with Rishi Sunak, we again have a super-rich Chancellor who will be on the side of the super-rich.

[David Squires @squires_david]

Today’s warm up sketch.

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

Brilliant. New chancellor is a man that claimed over 8k to heat his stables and has his assets in a tax haven plus he owns a mansion in his constituency. Another genius appointment @BorisJohnson #BorisMustGo #BorisOut #ToryShambles #ToriesOut

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Just so we're clear: Sunak, Javid and all the other Tory MPs abandoning Boris Johnson aren't acting from "principle" or "honour".

They've known what he's like from the beginning.

They're abandoning him because they now think his leadership threatens their interests. That's it.

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@GNev2 Says a lot when #GoodMorningBritain have you by the short and curlys and all you can think to do is complain about being interrupted. Embarrassing @DominicRaab

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@LASTEXITshirts It’s kind of interesting. I think if Hugh Jackman had been cast when Twitter/social media was a thing the fans would have gone mental because of his height and build but at least Egerton is short and matches the comics better. Tough act to follow though 🤷🏽

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@GaryLineker One of the ‘protest mob’ that the #DailyMail scumbags are writing about in their paper today.

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@tweediatrics @jessphillips Full.of.shit @DominicRaab

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Hospital car parking charges for NHS workers have been reintroduced by the Tories in England. The year before the pandemic car parking charges cost NHS workers over £90ml.

MPs of course get free parking in Westminster & can claim constituency parking back on expenses.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Simple science experiments you can do at home - children will love them…

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

If it looks like a Tory, speaks like a Tory and moves like a Tory, chances are it’s a Tory #Keir_Starmer #Labour

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@MerlinFDC4 ‘What’s new pussycat’ is fine but ‘Who let the dogs out?’ is probably a bit passive aggressive.

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

With some of the deals going on just now it feels pretty significant that @LUFC spent £30mil on Dan James. If you listen very carefully you can still hear laughter drifting across the penines #bbcfootball

[DanDan @DanDanDan77]

@Live_for_Films Watched #Lightyear with my kids, I really enjoyed it although my kids attention did drift about a bit.