Dani

[Dani @DanDann3]

Jax: Mom, do you have super powers?

Me: Yes 3 of them. I know everything, I see everything, and I hear everything. I’m always watching you, be nice to your brother.

🥴

[Dani @DanDann3]

Jax talks to Alexa like Tuck talks to DirectTv’s customer service

[Dani @DanDann3]

“Brother is so fucking dang cute. Wait Is dang a bad word??” - Jax

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

It’s Heather’s van for me #TheBachelor

[Dani @DanDann3]

@hannahIee It’s expensive as hell 💸

[Dani @DanDann3]

@tessathorp We love you

[Dani @DanDann3]

When your son thinks he’s Spider-Man

[Dani @DanDann3]

“Mom can you play Sk8er Boi by Abba lebeen?”

Why yes Jax I can, excellent choice.

[Dani @DanDann3]

Motherhood is something special. Jax singing to Levi and Levi’s face when he sees me smile is like no other. Love this mom gig

[Dani @DanDann3]

When @tessathorp’s mom comes into town and we get a chance to visit, it’s like I saw a little piece of Tess and my heart is full.

[Dani @DanDann3]

The real Peter Parker 🕸🕷

[Dani @DanDann3]

Jax kept saying “chaaaa bitch” and “I want chaaa bitch” I was terribly confused until 30 mins later, when I realized he was just talking about CABBAGE.

[Dani @DanDann3]

Cashier: omg you’re so cute
Jax: I get it from my mom. My mom and dad are REALLY old

[Dani @DanDann3]

@tessathorp @holy_schnitt Blasted

[Dani @DanDann3]

In case y’all wanna know what it’s like having a 3 year old

Me: Jax please don’t paint the table, let’s keep it on the paper.

Jax: stop talking mom, you’re hurting my ears.

[Dani @DanDann3]

I cannot

[Dani @DanDann3]

Raising an honest kid is tricky.

Jax: you look a little different
Molly: you look different
Jax: where did you get that shirt?
Molly: the mall
Jax: yeah, I don’t like it...

[Dani @DanDann3]

What it’s like having a 3 year old boy:

*screaming from the bathroom*

“Mom come use your spider webs super powers and wipe the poop off my butt!!”

[Dani @DanDann3]

@MtnDrewww Let’s have a chat

[Dani @DanDann3]

Takes picture “okay I have nuff of him mom”