Dan Derhover

Divorced Single Dad | Division 3 Football Coach | Known for Peeing in Circles | Ass Guy | Clash Royale Pro | Bigfoot Advocate | Trying to find myself. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

How much would one pay for a fully maxed/top 5k ranked clash royale account? Dan would obviously never sell. But like, how much? #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Why don’t kids go trick or treating at a bunch of different restaurants. For real tho. Imagine walking into Outback Steakhouse on Halloween and coming out with a free Bloomin Onion. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

@Obsessionam_ @BusfahrerDirk Dawg you’re handicapping yourself by not using Evo piggies #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

@BusfahrerDirk Considering the massive nerf to evo ghost and fish boy, pretty much everything man. Piggies EQ, drill poison, graveyard…they all can take a shit on RG pretty easily. Dan would know. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Ayo @Bottlebergs how you been young nut? #ohyeah #DanJustSaidThat

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

I’m not racist or anything, BUT, I have noticed a very common theme. Indians are the worst drivers I have ever seen in my entire life, and they milk tf out of their “student driver” sticker. I know you’ve been driving for years, it’s an excuse to keep driving like shi. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

I love having my own place and being able to walk around naked whenever the hellllll I want. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Heard giving people a thumbs down on the road instead of a middle finger is meta? Just tried it out on this old lady and still got the same generic response. “You got a fuckin problem??” YEAH, I DO LADY, you drive like a fuckin jack wagon be lucky u got the thumb. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. #ohyeah #quoteit

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

lol, hey guys. Mood. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

@GRitz93 @MightyMussels Sorry you look like a boner… #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

@GRitz93 @MightyMussels You’re a boner bro.

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

@zackjoswald Yo Broswald!!! Crazy hand here! Dan used to get jiggy with the cards back in his day. Ha ha! #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Girls go to a different country and it’s an automatic Instagram post in “zed country’s”, fuck ass language. #ohyeah #getreal

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

I would do tf outta sza #ohyeah #DanDontLie

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Really fuckin good olive oil. The color black. Squirtle as a starting pokemon. Led Zeppelin. Master Oogway. 65 degrees. And Snoopy from Charlie Brown. Thanks. #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Happy birthday to a brotha from anotha motha! My dear friend. @VanDykeTony16 #OHYEAH

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Lil thang going to Italy for a week. Dan’s over. I don’t even wanna say it but #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

Super. Bowl? #ohyeah

[Dan Derhover @DanDerhover]

I really appreciate all the birthday wishes. But MAN I hate responding to an excessive amount of people who I will not talk to for the rest of the year. Just Dan’s thoughts. #ohyeah