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[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Hey! In Drake's defence, his BM is also a white sex worker he got pregnant, so what do you expect?!? He probably don't her telling Pusha first!

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Sauce Walka’s BM says Drake has done more for her and their child than Sauce ever has, claiming he tells her to go ask Drake for money whenever she brings up helping with their kids 😳💰

“Drake is genuinely a good human.”

“I can’t even get $100 out my baby daddy.”

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Erika should rebut her in Romania, to prove she's not a PDFile protector.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY FUCK.

A woman stood up at the TPUSA Women’s Leadership Summit opening and shouted:

“Erika Kirk protects pedophiles.”

Right in her face.

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Personally I’m glad racist Arsenal fans are exposing themselves. You lot are the reason The Emirates atmosphere has been so shit over the years, you’re scared of your own fans. All this ‘omg it’s gonna be like carnival’ is code for ‘there’s too many scary black youts’ you punks

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

@MOZZIEMUTANT The other Blackish hood adjacent black mimic rapper? How surprising. I don't like this genre of music anymore.

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Just wanted to ask how many of the London Rappers Drake was bigging up at Wireless last year are on the album? other than 21 Savage.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake will make Billboard 200 history as the first artist to debut three albums at #1, #2, and #3 in the same week 🏆

💿 #1 ICEMAN: 460K
💿 #2 HABIBTI: 114K
💿 #3 MAID OF HONOUR: 109K

Total activity: 683K

(via Hits Daily Double)

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Drake's fans and their delusion will always ensure that he never achieves full credibility as an artist.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

@Kurrco mj never had this level of motion, just saying

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

@mimitheblogger You know when he was talking at Wireless about London having the best and most lyrical rappers, how many are on this album? (Not including 21 Savage). Given your excellent work two years ago, I wanted to hear your thoughts Mimi 🙂

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Mark Bonnick explains how #Arsenal sacked him for opposing the genocide in Gaza:

“I don’t regret speaking out about Palestine.”

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Just chilling in my room....

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nicola Thorpe: " How is your life impacted by illegal migration?"

*I don't know because I just chill in my room most of the times. I don't pay taxes. I don't do anything like that*

*We've come here seeing it and thought it's something good to do on a Saturday*

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay?

IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas.

Hamzah: What about the children, the babies?

IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill.

Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon?

IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran

Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children?

IDF Soldier: I killed

Hamzah: How many?

IDF Soldiers: I don't know.

Hamzah: You don't keep track?

IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

So; the whole hostage thing, as well as the religious narrative about the promised land was a complete lie, and it's Europeans colonising africa and asia financed by mass child rxpe, murder, infanticide and blackmail.

Duly noted.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israeli minister Ben Smotrich has OFFICIALLY announced the start of the "Greater Israel" project.

He includes Syria, Lebanon, and Palestine.

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

Gadaffi many years ago about Greater Israel.

"Their plan is to remove Lebanon and Syria so that the borders of so-called Israel are with Turkey rather than with Arab countries. You will see this achieved, if not in our era, then in our children's era... Syria will become 5 small states."

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Just checking if it's still "blood libel" and "antisemitic" to raise concerns about this?

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

@_CalvinDavis You got the plug for T-bones and Gruyere?

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

Where does one by illegal steaks and cheese on the culinary black market? Genuinely interested!

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

What’s the deal with these idiots pretending that the shoplifting epidemic is anything other than organised criminal activity?

There’s no one sitting around thinking ‘god I’m so hungry and desperate I must have a ribeye steak’.

[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

@HDProductionz @kanyewest @WirelessFest @yzy_media @allkanyewest @blackinfonet @melissasigodo @ronkelawal @S_Fleary1 @kehinde_andrews @garyyounge @rtmpodcastshow @opinion_black They did this to me too funny enough

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I would be more concerned about why people in the world's sixth richest country can't afford cheese

[The Glee Club Cardiff @GleeClubCardiff]

TONIGHT 🕡👇

World Comedy Clash, featuring @SLIMcomedian, @DaneBaptweets, @TojuComedianxl, @leroybrito, @DrewTaylorLite & @Katboyce

Doors: 6:30pm
Last entry: 7:15pm
Approx finish: 10:30pm

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[Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza @DaneBaptweets]

😄😄😄😄 Blackface is done EVERY HALLOWEEN by a white racist.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?