Dane Arden

comic, gamer, photoshopper, guy trapped inside of a phone booth by goose

[Dane Arden @DaneFarten]

All my fans have been asking me what I would do if I was @mattrife

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Sometimes you just gotta bust a move for customer service

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Is anyone else getting this message when they try going to TikTok?

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN' has been announced, and releasing in 2025

A brand new multiplayer action game

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Christian McCaffrey on his way back to save my fantasy football team

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Sorry for the Tony Hinchcliffe stuff everybody. That’s on me.

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Congrats to Boston. I made this for you

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@IAmEcw No thank YOU Eric for being the best audience member of all time

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How I think I’ll be on launch day vs reality

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WE DRAFTED CHET HOLGREM!?!?!?

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Im walking around the apple store accusing my coworkers of unionizing like I’m role playing this mf

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Margit: *snaps his fingers to get my attention* “WHY CANT YOU JUST FIX MY PHONE? SINCE YOURE DOING NOTHING”

(At the express table trying to put on a screen protector for the 4th time)

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If Elden Ring Bosses were Apple Store customers THREAD

Godric: “WHY DOESNT MY PHONE WORK?!!!!!!!”

(Phone has clearly been run over by a car. Doesn’t have apple care)

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Malenia: “Hey id like to upgrade my phone”

(Has Boost Mobile)

[Steven Castillo @STEEEZUSCHRIST]

Good news: The Batman is on HBO Max.

Bad News: It’s his stand up special

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“Do your iPads have video games?”

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Text from a normal mom: Hope you’re doing well! Love you!

Text from my conspiracist Mom:

[NotJapaneseSushi (Comms Open) @NotJapneseSushi]

When he calls you maidenless

#EldenRing

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Me staring at the pizza rolls in the microwave while being violently drunk at 3am