My Friends Call Me Dan

Getting weirder by the second. BIG fan of things and stuff. Follow me and I'll follow you.

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Rocky Road Horror Picture Show #SweetenedScripts

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Jaws Breakers #SweetenedScripts

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@OpinionAlert713

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@carolyncreechh2 That's a might biiiiiig if. Mighty big.

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@AlexDuncanTX Your pin head makes that stupid hat look comically large

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@corinnec Because lame, childish, and totally pointless shouldn't be our president. But it is and it's fucking terrible

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@glenn_tunes Eh, being lumped in with other humans has been a lifetime of pain and embarrassment. I'm used to it

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@HenmackIII

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@Sassafrass_84 It's called pandering to the lowest common denominator.

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@nicksortor

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@bennyjohnson

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@WhiteHouse

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@covie_93 Operation: Shit Sandwich

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@Poeslawisalive 007 is IQ test score

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@JohnJamesMI Final warning, Canada! You're gonna get such a look!

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@matthewlubbeck It's... it's a CONSPIRACY!

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@VivekGRamaswamy Dork

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@StephenM Well, you were hatched in the mother ship's birthing chambers over US airspace and you think you're special.

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@tedcruz Dirt bag

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@ronsterd89 Stuffed cabbage, of course