Dani California

Oakland based barber 💈

[Dani California @Danelives]

My stupid ass watched “The Long Walk” last night and I’m
So mad at myself. Shit was devastating. But that actor, David Johnsson is going somewhere. Shit. Good movie, but I’m never ever watching it again lmao FUCK

[Dani California @Danelives]

My hobbies are writing, sitting in silence, finding a perfectly cold can of Coke Zero, and absolutely beasting a meal for 5 people in 24 mins and 3 ingredients that would make your Nona cry

[Dani California @Danelives]

let this man do butt stuff with his women in peace.

Gay is man on man action.
Men can do sex stuff with their long term female partners that isn’t traditional peen in vagine sex, and still be straight. Yall have a good night

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

NLE Choppa's baby mama Marissa EXPOSED him for being G*Y and making her P*G him every time they would sleep together after her new baby daddy Pooh Shiesty was seen on a jail call saying he is G*Y 👀

"Shiesty isn't wrong you would always make me p*g you"
"Come out the closet bro"

[Dani California @Danelives]

Things I’ve done at work today:

1 haircut
2 blunts
2 Coke Zero

[Dani California @Danelives]

Ion wanna work too close to where I live cuz my clients my see me in my loose titty bra and my fanny pack and I can’t have that.

[Dani California @Danelives]

Door dasher accidentally got on the bridge and had to turn around at treasure island. Food bouta be cold and mid 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Dani California @Danelives]

I only tweet when I’d rather be drinking (the World Cup is on at the bar and people are cheering together 🥲)

[Dani California @Danelives]

I’m bored without alcohol, I be engaging in threads discourse and posting pictures on threads that be like “show me the fit that you knew ATE when you walked out the house that day” or whatever 🙄

[Dani California @Danelives]

And I’m being a good boy now so I’m gonna do it with love and joy now instead of community harm and crime.

[Dani California @Danelives]

My money is up but now I gotta get my Money Mind up as well. We gotta get it before they strip us of all ability to generate personal wealth as a member of the lower caste

[Dani California @Danelives]

My money is up but now I gotta get my Money Mind up as well. We gotta get it before they strip us of all ability to generate personal wealth as a member of the lower caste

[Dani California @Danelives]

I have so much money now that I’m not a drug addict. Who knew? Lol

[Dani California @Danelives]

I used to spend like $180 a day on cocaine and now $80 for shoes seems like a crazy ass price lmao crazy what we justify buying when it suits us.

[Dani California @Danelives]

Mercury News is the best newspaper in the bay, based on what I wanna know and like to read about

[Dani California @Danelives]

I love being in my house

[Dani California @Danelives]

The kyoshi books were written hella good. Sad to say the Roku books are not at the same level. The sozin backstory should be much more sinister than it comes off

[Dani California @Danelives]

Had a weirdo uber driver today. Had to walk to the store instead of going in the house after he dropped me off. He didn’t do anything strange but something in my gut was wrong

[Dani California @Danelives]

@wildfreakouts Y’all don’t listen. The spaghetti + a fried box (wings, fish), +rolls, +baked beans and potato salad, +sweet potato pie …all that is worth $100 , easy

[Dani California @Danelives]

Arrest that nigga , fuck em

[Dani California @Danelives]

Return to excellence

[Dani California @Danelives]

This Harry Styles concert on Netflix made me feel things I haven’t felt in years. Great stuff. Really, really, really great stuff man