Dan Elwell

-nihilist.

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So hear me out. A Slipknot cover band. But it's for childrens birthday parties. It's called Balloon knot.
Instead of a tribal S our logo is a tribal asterisk.

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@FreakinFlax Aaaaand that entire song is stuck in my head now...

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@RealFakeVinny

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@BeckyLynchWWE At what point of the match did you tag out with the dude from the Darkness?

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@wrestling_we

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@wrestling_we

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@TheMattCardona @GCWrestling_ The Wrestling Dolly DDT

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In Batman Returns they had penguins with rockets on their backs. WHY were they on their backs? They can't really bend over and have limited range of motion in their necks. They could only aim at Batman of he was right above them. Really bad animal choice.

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So wait. Is it green eggs with a side of regular ham? Or is it green eggs AND green ham? I feel like it wasn't addressed and the artist took some liberties.

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#Destiny2 #XboxShare

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#Destiny2 #XboxShare

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@_StarDESTROYER That is Boston as fuck.

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#CastlevaniaAnniversaryCollection #XboxShare

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I've Got Heat Teaser https://t.co/NOOVxnSIfM via @YouTube

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@WWESheamus Cheer up. It could be worse. You could have been beat up by the original Sin Cara.

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@CMPunk

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That asshole that made a bunch of movies about driving around like an asshole hit a tree so hard it blew his face out his asshole. #asshole