DANE-gerous

Official Founder of #CRUNK™. A complete train wreck of misguided memories and adventures; redefining the magic of my life one regretful tequila shot at a time

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Ghostface chased Anna Faris and the Wayans brothers 1,250 feet to the top of New York City—and they still said, “WAZZUP!” #ScaryMovie

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[CINEMA 505 @CINEMA505]

Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans e Regina Hall de 'Todo Mundo em Pânico 6' para a Entertainment Weekly.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The cast of ‘SCARY MOVIE’ seen “hotboxing” in Times Square.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Went to message my late best friend amazing gossip and her number is no longer on WhatsApp. So now I have to go to the cemetery to tell her. This bitch will do anything to get me out of the house.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Reading books is dangerous because books slow the mind down enough to notice how unnatural modern society actually is.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Many South Africans are facing a massive personal safety dilemma today with that two rotisserie chickens special at Woolies.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If we get married and you murder me, please be smart about it so you don’t embarrass me by becoming a Dateline episode. Get the life insurance more than a week in advance, and do not talk to the cops

[DANE-gerous @DaneTheGr8]

Hiiiiiiii🐶😍🐾

[Woolworths SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA]

Hi Woolies shoppers, this weekend we had a few esteemed guests in attendance at stores across the country.

A big thank you to all the selfless helpers who are working (and sniffing!) hard to keep us all safe ❤️

[Woolworths SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA]

Hi Woolies shoppers, this weekend we had a few esteemed guests in attendance at stores across the country.

A big thank you to all the selfless helpers who are working (and sniffing!) hard to keep us all safe ❤️

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

love that she didn’t bother putting any of the other Scary Movies for her fourth favorite. Like damn, not even 3?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need the Pope to issue a full encyclical condemning Excel, Outlook, and Teams.