Dan Everett

[Marf @MarfKRO]

Called their town a shit hole, dropped a hattrick on them then laughed through the apology. Fair fucking play

[killy. @broztitute]

60 days sober, not in a row. Just this year.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

You wouldn’t get it

[AM @alexmarshy21]

Gareth southgate would install a dashcam on the dodgems

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

📍

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Gareth Southgate wears a helmet on his peloton.

[Jack Deal @EagleEyedJack]

Fullkrug, Weghorst, that geezer Hungary brought on who looks like he lives in the woods - we've got our football back

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Sorry fellas, can’t go to the bar tonight

[Dec @DWinnie1878]

How’s he pulled that off then

[NB @nathanbuckley12]

This thread is incredible, how’s this app free

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Eden Hazard: one of the greatest to play the game.

Thank you for everything, and good luck in your retirement, @hazardeden10. 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The rest is history.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Messi will always be the GOAT

[ANDOVER NEW STREET 💚🖤⚽️ @AndoverNSfc]

CHAMPIONS !!!!👏👏👏👏

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Smile through the pain

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

Oh yeah, been holding this grudge from the England game. Man scored a hattrick and still lost, hahahahahhahah.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

friday. night in. first friday in 23 year. savin self for tomorrow. feel like shit. resort to tinder. whales all over. am clammin. probably would. message. invite her over. crack one out in mean time. post spunk clarity. block. fuck this. ring dealer. 3 for 100 on way. goin pub.