Daniel Flay

Not the Frosties kid. Instagram - @DanielFlay

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@hm_custserv hi there, I sent an item back a while ago but haven’t been refunded. Please can you provide an update?

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

Was mistakenly given an iced latte w/ cow’s milk, I’ve never knowingly been poisoned, but I’m pretty sure this is how it feels.

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

Colleague via Slack: Are you in the office today?

Me: I’m wearing a neckerchief, you might not have recognised me.

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@natalie_hughes TikTok coming soon

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I want two colleagues to fall in love so naturally queued up ‘Start of Something New’ at team karaoke so they could get their Troy and Gabriella on.

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@NOWHelpTeam No, I’ve had no correspondence at all.

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@NOWHelpTeam why haven’t my broadband been activated? It was meant to go live yesterday?

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

@NOWHelpTeam It’s not that the hub isn’t connected correctly. It’s that the service has not been activated.

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@BulbUK hi there, my final bill is incorrect. Please can you help?

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@thameswater I'm moving and need to cancel my service, however do not know my account number and have no record of it anywhere. Please can you advise the best course of action? Thank you.

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@DPDgroup_news I just received a ‘sorry we missed you text’ but delivery was not attempted - I have been waiting home for the parcel. I’m also going to be charged £1.99 for redelivery, despite this being no fault of my own!

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@ZARA_Care hi there, I received confirmation that an order has been delivered but it’s nowhere to be seen. Please could you look into this for me?

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

@nextofficial hi there, I ordered some bedding that I collected from your Oxford Street store. However, when I got home and opened my package I was shocked to discover that it had an X drawn on it in black marker pen. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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@UPS_UK is it possible to amend my address on a parcel that was unable to be delivered, please?

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Just wondered if anyone would like to be in love so that we can split rent?

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@jonomorlandx Best news ever!! Congratulations!

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@vickiblatchley I love this 😂 I promise to serenade you the next time I see you xx

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

@holland_barrett hi there, I returned an order last month but am yet to be refunded. I reached out to your customer services team via email but didn’t receive a response. Please can you help?

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

I’m kind of obsessed with Machine Gun Kelly’s new album, purely because it sounds like the music that would soundtrack Lauren Conrad’s break ups on The Hills.

[Daniel Flay @DanFlay]

@nsandihelp This is incredibly archaic! I’m assuming you’d send the password to the address you have on file, that I was unable to change and no longer live that? I need to speak to someone without being forced to wait in excess of 60 minutes, I simply don’t have the time.

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@nsandihelp I wanted to update my address but couldn’t do so until I received an automatic verification call. I requested this multiple times but never received one, ultimately locking my account. My password has now been suspended and I can NEVER get through when I call!