Dan

[craig denton @_CraigDenton]

Please everyone stop using this generic AI bullshit. I know it’s a cheap win and I totally understand that something being created so quickly works for people. But it’s totally crap, please try and be more creative. Reach out to local graphic designers etc, try harder.

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[conduct|r @conductr_]

maybe we should put our phones away. leave them at home when we go out

maybe we don’t always need to be reachable. maybe we don’t need to be entertained every second

it’s time to live again

[conor @ConorDevine64]

Have they considered putting an electric fence around Arteta’s technical area? Something to think about

[Andrew French @androofrench]

It’s interesting and revealing that among the clubs who have Cat3 Academies and seemingly agree with #watfordfc that you don’t need U21s include Accrington, Grimsby, Oldham, Tranmere, Crawley, Newport and Sutton - while Bournemouth, Brentford, Coventry and Ipswich disagree…

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[James @hamesstoc]

The Worst Person in the World, Sentimental Value, Presumed Innocent, A Different Man, Armand, next Backroom and now this, all in the last 5 years. Is it time to admit Renate Reinsve is a top 10 actress working today yet?

[Kate @dieselokeds]

If you really love your country instead of marching through London with a flag go and do something productive for your community. Spend your Saturday volunteering, making a real difference. Unless it’s not about that at all and is just an excuse for racist hate propaganda…

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Richard Nadler.

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

Reform UK were rejected by more than 70% of voters yesterday, and the media is treating the result as terminal for Labour while almost entirely ignoring the fact that most people said no to the hatred, the division and the bigotry. That is the actual story.

[Max @maxcownie_]

If this was Rayner or Starmer, imagine the reaction

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[Dan @DanFleming__]

@WatfordFC Another empty statement devoid of accountability, or any understanding of where you’ve continuously failed this club and its fans season after season.

[Jason Gay @jasongay]

Everybody thinks it's the shoes. It is the shoes, but it's also the sugar.

On the sub 2 marathon breakthrough

https://t.co/bMOPqnMw4r

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions.

Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

[John Bistline @JEBistline]

With the Boston Marathon today, a good time to re-up one of the greatest figures in sports data: the distribution of marathon finish times (n=9,789,093). The spike at 4:00 is not a coincidence.

[Dan @DanFleming__]

@OllieLee___ Investing early on this one