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[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@ConcernedApe graphical glitch during spring when a cut scene starts or when buying a new building

[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@medway_council please help!

[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@medway_council we've been told our bins won't be collected if we use white bags in the non recycling area? Does it really matter what colour bin bags we use? We live in flats so it's a communal bin area

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI…

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries

[Howard Beckett @BeckettUnite]

An estimated fortune of £650ml, that generates £24ml income pa, has passed to King Charles without a single penny paid in inheritance tax and with the King deciding if he pays any income tax.

Amongst other things the money will be used to support Prince Andrew.

It’s all wrong.

[Howard Beckett @BeckettUnite]

King Charles has inherited 45,667 acres of land across England & Wales, worth around £650ml and generating income of £24ml a year.

King Charles won’t pay a single penny in inheritance tax & will only pay income tax if he volunteers.

It. is. wrong.

[PINK 🛼 @astrog1rll]

you got a 3 person beef limit before I start to think you the problem.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Ps if you support the idea of the new PM joining me to discuss the cost of living, pls share the tweet ive just done about it (ie don't share this one, share the prior one inviting them 😊)

[🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1]

High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Homelander is a better written character than superman and is 10x more interesting

[LADbible @ladbible]

King Curtis remains the most iconic TV character of all time 13 years on...

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Seeing my friends happy and successful >>>

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Two devastating questions from the five year old today: “Are cats made of meat?” and “Why do things exist?”

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

Sam Fender singing ‘Angel In Lothian’ at Finsbury Park tonight

An absolutely unbelievable gig 😍

[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@SiBolton @Kerweey @Lord_Sugar Maybe he was making decent money, but it's not how he got rich

[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@SiBolton @Kerweey @Lord_Sugar Yeah and then his uncle gave him £500m

[Dan🌯 @DanG96]

@SiBolton @Kerweey @Lord_Sugar His uncle gave him hundreds of millions, I'd be super rich too if I got a ridiculous head start