dan g

Washed up semi-pro stuntman. Canadian Eh-Hole, Owlcoholic, Punk Rocker Til the day I die.

[dan g @danGcore]

It's @GoBigShowTBS #BigFanFavorite time! Lock in my vote for #NutshotKing! #GoBigShow

[dan g @danGcore]

@bagginsshoes I can't find a link to order :(

[dan g @danGcore]

I'll give you so many fundamental human rights, that you'll be begging for a left.

[dan g @danGcore]

Found some of Ronnie's Nuts! @rmlimodriver69 @sternshow

[dan g @danGcore]

Insane in the mucus membrane.

[dan g @danGcore]

#ufc229 is turning my innie into a outtie.

[dan g @danGcore]

Proud to see my homie @Zackass6 and his #toostupidtodie crew killing it on MTV last night. You were able to do what so many of us failed to do. Great job, and I am proud of you! @TooStupidToDie

[dan g @danGcore]

@AirCanada has done nothing to help my stranded friend in Ireland. Their incompetent, rude staff will never have our business again. Pencil dick, limp wrist fucks. Weather is one thing, washing your hands of the problem when you're the one who caused it is another. #headswillroll

[dan g @danGcore]

@AirCanada has left my friend stranded in Dublin, and their customer service has basically told him to go f*** himself. Someone had better get ahold of me immediately to sort this out or the full story is going viral. Enough is enough.

[dan g @danGcore]

@marilynmanson is it true that you had your bottom 2 ribs removed to be able to suck your own dick when I was in junior high?

[dan g @danGcore]

@TonyFergusonXT https://t.co/wUlgGNOdYr

[dan g @danGcore]

QUIT HAVING BABIES WHEN YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE BROKEN UP WITHIN A YEAR.

[dan g @danGcore]

First date tip: take her to a buffet. You'll get to see what she's really all about.

[dan g @danGcore]

Just found out they have porn on the internet now. WTF gross!

[dan g @danGcore]

How can thick thighs possibly save lives? Are you used them as a floatation device?

[dan g @danGcore]

They may say I'm a reamer.. but I'm not the only one.

[dan g @danGcore]

@robertAbooey honest suggestion: @TheNotoriousMMA and or @FloydMayweather as guests on the show ahead of the biggest fight in history..

[dan g @danGcore]

@McD_Canada That's not even a good deal you fucking retards.

[dan g @danGcore]

When are we going to stop confusing auto erotic asphyxiation with depression.

[dan g @danGcore]

Why doesn't anyone give vinegar shit for using the N word?