Papa Pancho

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Honeymoon pe do aaye toh Switzerland bhi jahannum ban jaye #truthaboutmarriage @ShaadiDotCom @Jeevansathi_com @Tinder

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Raavan ne Sita ka apharan karke use kuch na Kiya. Ram ne Sita se shaadi karke Pariksha li. to #Vaastav mein hero Kaun tha?

A. Sanjay Dutt

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Ram yug mein doodh mili
Krishna yug mein ghee
Iss yug mein daru Mili
Khoob daba ke pee #woowednesday #sharab #nashesichadgayi

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Password ki kya zaroorat hai? Laptop hai ki Deepak Tijori? #unnecessary #firstworldproblems

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Ek Baar bolo "Public" do Baar bolo toh "Republic" #NationWantsToKnow

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Life is like Batman's left ass cheek. Neither right, not fair #WhySoSerious

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Marriage is a very beautiful thing. You should definitely do it. Atleast once a month #WednesdayWisdom

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Chocolates or biwi main kabhi share nahi karta. #truestory

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Jab tak gana bajega, Radha nachegi. Aur jab tak salary ayegi, main chappal khaunga. #life

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

One bird in the bush is better than two in the hand #GharWaaliBaharWaaliProblems

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

I don't waste my "I Love You"'s on people, that too on my own wife. #KisKisKoPyaarKaroon

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

And just to wrap up this rant: If you're so obsessed with a political belief that it clouds your basic humanity, you're a fucking idiot.

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

@one_by_two @DeShobhaa Nah that's appropriating body shaming

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

@udaychopra that's as close a you'll ever get

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

English is just a language not knowledge #angrezibeat

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

@WhatTheFFacts if it helps me talk to women I'll bite

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

https://t.co/TaSTLUh7Hu Haan Haan, self preservation rights ko tod hi do, bilkul. Loot lo izzat.

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

I'm unfair. I'm not Caucasian. #BrownPeopleProblems

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Your personality type is STFU #16Personalities

[Papa Pancho @dangDRdang]

Main toh accha dikhta hoon, camera saala kharab hai #photography