Tofurkey Terry

if you don't give a damn we don't give a phuckk

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

I used to have 420 followers

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

where's the meme, ma'am

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

@CallieHuckabay GOOD LUCK REACHING THE AFTERLIFE

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

@CallieHuckabay I'd like to speak to your manager

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

Twitter is still cancer I'm a fan

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

I'm revisiting my bad habits

[Deafheaven @deafheavenband]

You've had a week to listen, analyze, dissect, re-dissect, re-analyze, argue about, understand, hate and love

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

https://t.co/p2RAfpSgI4 BOODEHDEHBOODEHBOODEHBOODEHHHHH (watch this video I made)

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

@dunne_with_you you're right mike they do it certainly goes both ways...ya know...

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

the black equivalent to Stephen Hawking tries to sell me candy every morning and I always decline

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

rt to preorder today !!

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

I'm all for atheism obviously, just don't be an asshole please

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

I saw a bum drink something out of a trashcan yesterday it was so metal

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

@Googleragsdale you must enjoy the penis then correct?

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

why does my water bottle always smell like a fart

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

am I the only straight man who wears toms? I'm kidding. i know I'm definitely the only one.

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

I see most of you college gals have already found a boy who will inevitably use you for sex and then seldom speak to you again

[Tofurkey Terry @Dangerberg]

@legothatego it's okay it was only for like 30 minutes nbd