danger dave fowler

It all tastes like chicken.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

fight the good fight https://t.co/Lt6UQS8OBW

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

i say this without a shred of sarcasm, this is a must-watch video

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

FFS, no FB twitter and instagram both screwed right up. Might have to get silly and pick up a book

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

@ControversyR Haven't heard that one since the 4Th grade

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

I called one nurse who's always late "chronologically challenged"

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Still down and now my twitter is slow af. I can see I have notifications but can't answer them. So there's no sense in liking or commenting on anything. Not that most of you do anyways, slackers,

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

It's still down, I can post to it from here but I can't see comments or likes. I'm like a FB ghost.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Olympics Invaded By Fat Streaker with Monkey Penis Pouch https://t.co/dTZ0U2wxEt

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

My FB is down again so I dusted off my Twitter

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Think I'll get an early start on my Spring cleaning from 3 years ago.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Still Danger Dave here bitches.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

#CIAISIS..https://t.co/qw7M9snkDZ

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

My FB is gone, put it back or there will be....trouble.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Facebook hates me because I stand for truth justice and free pizza Saturdays.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Pssst...wanna buy some Rubles ?

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

I bet ya zombie poop smells really awful.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

It's been months since I've taken any OTC drugs and I swear I'm getting a buzz from 2 Aleve I took a while ago.Tripping in the corn. :D

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Spiderman,sexy vampires,ribs and beer. FTW lalalalalalalaaaa!

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

The first casualty of war is the truth.

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

What is the deal with this Rorschach guy, and why does he keep painting pictures of my parents fighting?

[danger dave fowler @DangerDaveF]

Hey guess where I am #fuckfacebook