Jonathan Witmer

Runner. Writer. Magazine editor. Aspiring surfer & rec-league hockey & baseball player. AKA "Quinoa Jonny Cakes," but you can call me Jon.

[Jonathan Witmer @DangerDigest]

Hey, Jon, how’s it going?

[Jesse Cohen🌴All The Kings Men @KingsMenPodcast]

Happy Triple Crown Day #LAKings fans

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This game is way off the rails, but seeing Tommy La Stella on the mound does bring a big smile to my face.

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I can't stop—and won't stop—watching @nobody_surf. That app is keeping me zen.

[NobodySurf @nobody_surf]

🎥Garrett Parkes | FUN BOYS
📲Watch Full Edit🔗 https://t.co/UEc6Ctj2Hv

🏄🏼#GarrettParkes
🎬#HarryTriglone
🇦🇺#Australia

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I glimpsed my future last night, and it is @ASICSamerica’s Gel Kayano 25.

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#VoteMuncy https://t.co/a4N9ov7fDT via @MLB

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Happy Friday, hockey fans! https://t.co/T34MuvHk7b

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Drew Doughty will ink new deal to remain with the LA Kings through the 2027 season!
https://t.co/ExFOstg4DX

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Oh, my stars and garters. Greta van Fleet's performance for @mbeKCRW launched me out of my chair, through the window and down the block. This scratches an itch I didn't know I had. https://t.co/5AhQvLhVoz

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Holy moly. I just watched the video for Guns N' Roses' "Estranged" for the first time in probably 25 years. What a time capsule. I completely forgot that Axl Rose jumps off of a ship. But I did NOT forget that Slash rises out of the water SHREDDING. https://t.co/jk6zd6vO7i

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The research isn't yet conclusive, but there's mounting evidence to support the argument that Weezer's "Surf Wax America" is in fact the greatest song of all time.

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Tremendously excited for more SoCal hockey coverage via @TheAthleticLA. This is great news! https://t.co/38elsauC4G

[Craig Custance @CraigCustance]

Love the team being assembled at @TheAthleticLA. If you're a fan of California hockey, make sure you're subscribing. Welcome @icemancometh
@JoshuaCooper and @reallisa!

[Jonathan Witmer @DangerDigest]

@HolocronKeeper Man, that’s like the ultra-marathon of not cutting your hair. I fully support that plan.

[Jonathan Witmer @DangerDigest]

So, that was eight months away from Twitter. Much of that time was spent growing my hair, thinking about cutting it, and remembering that the last time I cut it I quickly regretted it.

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I’m calling it. This workday is done. It’s time to eat some donuts with my daughter at her preschool.

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This is my kinda crazy: Joe Maddon flip-flopped Brian Duensing and Steve Cishek from pitcher to left field twice in one inning https://t.co/fg8M2LXLgM via @Cut4

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@HolocronKeeper It was kind of great being away—reminiscent of the way life used to be. But alas, the modern world pulls us all back in eventually.

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@HolocronKeeper It’s been a full six months at this point for me. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna bust out the clippers this weekend. I mentioned to my wife that I think it’s time for me to cut it, and without hesitation she said “YES.”

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Also while away, I finished logging 500 miles in my @ASICSamerica Kayano 23s (the shoe at left in this photo). I’m now alternating a new pair of 23s with a pair of 24s—and I’m training for October’s @LBMarathon.

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In honor of #StarWarsRebels s4, here's @AmericanCine's s2 story, featuring @joelaron, @dave_filoni, @Tcann13 & more: https://t.co/Wb7pJx203k