Milf.

White Claw in the streets, Four Loko in the sheets.

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

Playmates and shit #SupHaters

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Uc3lx1jb1G

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

I just earned the 'Haze for Days (Level 15)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/gD9MhIXS1Z

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

I just earned the 'Verified Adventure (Level 96)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/p37ZfnDmoM

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

No. Absolutely no! I’ll be fine watching the Timbers live in 2024

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

. @TheKaylaKnapp @checkyourspam, can I request “cry me a river” to be added to the warm up playlist for Sunday’s match against San Jose?

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

Blue balls: when one or more timber players have scored 2 goals in a match but not a 3rd for a hat trick

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@whitneyltuttle

[Stupid Sexy Flanders @skankerdude]

Too much excitement for some of us #rctid

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@dave78pdx Double hatty

[Chris Rifer @ChrisRifer]

The Timbers have scored as many goals in their last two away games as they have at Providence Park all year. #RCTID

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

6?!?!?!

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@downiann13 @rachellynnilo @lil_buts @rickybella90 @KEVNDU Football. Baseball. Choir. I did one musical

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@BrawleyPDX @LindsayAdaire

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@rachellynnilo @downiann13 @lil_buts @rickybella90 @KEVNDU 🤣🤣

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@lil_buts @rickybella90 @rachellynnilo @KEVNDU I’m with Ashtyn on this one

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@rickybella90 @rachellynnilo @KEVNDU Lol I was kinda blonde once

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@rachellynnilo @rickybella90 @KEVNDU Me too 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Milf. @Dangergoon]

@pretypenguin Broke