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Scammers really have cornered the market on second hand sofas haven't they.

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@fesshole Never occurred to me but I'm going to try it now. Great idea!

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@fesshole If your dog's scrounging then the dynamic of your relationship isn't right man. The dog's a pack animal, you have to build the relationship with it, you're the leader, it's the follower. It'll do what it wants if it thinks it's equal to you. Or worse if it considers itself alpha.

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@fesshole I hope the sound works both ways and Sade becomes their new lovemaking music.

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@fesshole Clearly hasn't tried crack.

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@fesshole So make bigger batches. Fuck it, might as well start a chicken shop. Call it Unlucky Fried Kitten.

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@fesshole So glad that future archaeologists will know that we never walked alone.

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@fesshole Is the fess the deceit, the gluttony or the littering? Or is this a 3 for 1?

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@fesshole I can handle all the weird, conceited, disloyal, downright dirty fesses but littering... Fuck you, you damn tramp. You're the fucking worst.

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@fesshole Our passions aren't bullshit cos you don't have time for them. Just imagine yourself in a universe where you didn't have kids. I hope you get back to your hobbies when your kids grow up and stop hating on people who have leisure time.

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@fesshole She saw it but kept quiet. Learn to wipe properly ffs. Shocked how many dirty ass fesses there are, you nasty nasty tramps.

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@fesshole Sounds like a lonely hill to die on. I'm full circle on your conundrum and see people cos I instigate it. And that's fine.

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@fesshole What a headache, having to move again so soon.

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@fesshole So, you've trained her that there's a magic basket where she can dump anything and it reappears clean and folded in her room. Not surprised she abuses it, who wouldn't.

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@fesshole There are only about three right wing comedians, and I use the term loosely. But lefties are unfunny. Ok bud.

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@fesshole 10 is too long! They'll be mushy inside and falling apart in the roasting dish.

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@ZssBecker Sat with your friends?

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@fesshole Fine. Just don't act like a knob when we undertake you.

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@fesshole This was written by a bald man.

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@ZssBecker Bit rich, given you've had your tongue as far up Trumps arse as you could get it for 20 tweets a day for months. Tbf though, forgetting everything you've said won't be hard.