Devan Armour

IT'S A TRAP!

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Somewhere out there, an old man doesn't know how to turn off caps lock, so he presses shift whenever he wants a lowercase letter.

[Lights @lights]

Man, I'll put chipotle mayo on anything. You name it, fries, paninis, chips, books, people, anything!!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy First Annual Tequila Day! I assume it's the first because I can't remember it happening last year for some reason.

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

@palmbayspritz My #PalmBay sunglasses broke. Where can I get another pair?

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

May the fourth be with you.

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

Peace out #YVR. Hello #Hawaii!

[BMS The Movie @BMSTheMovie]

Our twitter needs some brotein powder before the big day - #BMSKickstarter April 15! Retweet and help us hit 20k followers by end of day!

[Lights @lights]

Who was at the PNE show in Van where i thought the ferris wheel was a rocket... RT @erikadiane_ @lights how did you think of Rocket's name?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Researchers say daylight savings time is linked to heart attacks. But the good news is, you get to die one hour later!

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

#NatashaStatus

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Good news: Nathan For You season 2 will begin June 24 on @ComedyCentral.

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

@northvanrec I mean the ones with locked gates that say "closed for the season" and have no nets. When do those open?

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

@northvanrec When do the outdoor tennis courts open up?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

The government took down Flappy Bird because it reveals the truth about 9/11 after you get past the third pipe.

[Langara College @langaracollege]

Congratulations to our #SweaterDay winner Sarrav on @Instagram! http://t.co/Qo1URKzBQl

[Lance Moore @LanceMoore16]

I'd trash you in real football RT @JasonBuhrman: @LanceMoore16 I'd trash you in madden

[Goku CALLS @Goku_Research]

So they keep stupid ass shows like 16 & Pregnant but cancel BMS. RT if you think that's complete bullshit.

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

I haven't sent many tweets recently so: #HappyThanksgiving #HappyHalloween #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear and of course, go @Saints! #WHODAT

[Devan Armour @DangerRaven]

Happy belated birthday Jesus!