Daniel

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[Daniel @DanGerstner]

Adult naps are way better than kid naps. Nobody to tell you when to go down, Nobody to tell you when to get up.

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@samhamptonnn Challenge Accepted

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How can Suckerberg sit there and say Facebook doesn’t listen to my conversations. Like yah, you just guessed that I was talking about dirty socks so your bleach ad was a fluke. Fuck outta here

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Does a bagel ever get cut perfectly in half? Or is it just an OCD fairy tale.

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@TarynPedersen @raeban14 I feel that.

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Sometimes I wonder what goes through a drunk girls mind when she’s just staring off into space. Is she just like “holy fuck I’m fucked” or what? Lmao.

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Saving your coffee from the morning so it turns into iced coffe by the afternoon 🤙🏻

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Do birds still shit? Or am I just blessed af

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Cops on 208 overpass. AVOID!

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@HunterLeslie_ well when it's Monday it's pretty much Tuesday which is practically Wednesday which In turn might as well be Thursday. Friyay

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What in the fuck #batesmotel

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@tyzeta I hear the deaf get the most out of it.

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Rhianna sounds like she's having a stroke in "work". "Ra ra Ra Ra bahbahbah wur wur wur durr durr durr durr".. the fuq outta here

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@91hyder I just do it to feel like everyone else

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Glad I meet the height requirement for standard issue urinals. #closecall