Dan Halen

Slowly making enemies, one friend at a time.

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Getting older sucks, at some point my shits became shakespearian. A tragedy that happens in three acts. #HAPPYNEWYEAR

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Whoever wrote “ I’ll be home for Christmas” was way ahead of their time #Christmas #Quarantine #Christmas2020 #COVID19

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

If we are being formal isn’t it Michael and the Mechanics?

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Sadness is re-folding and unused bathing suit you bought in March (for your honeymoon that never happened in April)with your crippled hand you just had surgery on after a knife washing accident. #2020worstyear

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Of course daylight savings would occur on Halloween in 2020. We are living in the worst episode of twilight zone ever. Make it stop #DaylightSavings #2020worstyear #FallBack2020 #Halloween2020

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Nice to see @MayorMark is concerned about @iamjohnoliver while massive covid-19 surges are happening in Danbury. #pandemic #COVID19

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Don't mess with @MayorMark #Danbury #HatCity he announces the City sewer plant has been re... https://t.co/VotJKB5nmJ

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Can someone please turn down the resistance on 2020? #2020worstyear #CoronaUpdate

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@CoxComm When will Manchester CT get service restored? Been out since Tuesday, oh ya and there’s a pandemic and I work from home. #coxoutage

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

After having no power for the better part of the week I am only one Internet connection away from my normal life of sheltering in place during the pandemic of 2020 ain’t life grand!!! #coxoutage #COVID19 #HurricaneHanna #ItsOkayToNotBeOkay

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@DangerzMike @newparkbrewing 5 days old but also accurate thankfully 😊

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

If I had a dollar for every tweet I’ve deleted before posting I’d be able to afford loosing my job. #thursdaymorning #TrumpMeltdown #COVID

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@iamjohnoliver @wyattcenac @ProblemAreasHBO @iamjohnoliver do you really mean it or did business daddy tell you to post this? lol 😂

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

A new generation is born, anyone turning 13-19 this year shall be known as Quaran-Teens. #Quarantine #coronavirus

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

Easy trick to make you enjoy being at home #day51oflockdown #COVID19 #coronavirus #StayHomeSaveLives

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

I miss unchallenging certain times. #pandemic #coronavirus #MediaVirus

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@newparkbrewing Shortest line ever, 2 cars in front of me lol Spectrum is one of your best, second only to Double Cloud and about as good as Headband. Thank you!

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@1029thewhale If I’m the first to respond to this post does that count? Just kidding- this is a very nice thing you guys and Effies Place are doing for those who deseit most 😊

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

So it’s been like 8 weeks now? Jeesh the Jews didn’t even wander in the desert that long when they escaped exile, and it got them out of the house, I should be so lucky!!! lol #lockdown #QuarantineLife

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

… And on the ninth day God woke up in 2020 and said, “ oh you’re hungry? Here’s a giant bag of dicks to eat for four months”

[Dan Halen @DanHalen77]

@TheTweetOfGod DCF is going to call, they found the nail holes in your son’s hands.