Dan Hyde

just a guy living life

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

Cant stop thinking about my old coworker asshole who was only mad I was leaving because that meant he couldnt take off every friday in the summer while making me work every friday

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

Susan B Anthony?? More like, Susan B looking like Anthony

[Dee-Pad 🎮 @Destructo_Dude]

This is still so insane to me.

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

I wonder how often @MichelleObama @BarackObama kids joke "why couldnt you guys have made billions for our family"

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

@NintendoAmerica Yes!!

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

We did it @jonfavs

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a parent is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

@PersonthePerso2 That was my first thought

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

We are living in idiocracy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

FOX NEWS: Many people want to know what is your DJ name?

MARCO RUBIO: You're not ready for my DJ name

FOX NEWS: On the war ...

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

I had to put my cat down the same morning that my grandma passed

Life really hits you sometimes

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

THIS is the fire democrats need holy shit lol

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

can you show a pussy on air? bc cnn did

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

can you show a pussy on air? bc cnn did

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

Remember how long it took for gas to get this expensive during Bush's fake war?

@realDonaldTrump stupidly starts an unnecessary war with Iran and gas is worse than it was with Bush within weeks

Republicans are literally trying to destroy our lives and the world

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

@labacamooo @jefferson66 @Mollyploofkins I love when common sense makes piggies mad

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

@squirmy6908 In HS we called these "Swazi-Cubes"

[Dan Hyde @danhyde7]

@jonfavs I didnt really know anything about @kenmartin73 before that interview but wow does this man make @TheDemocrats look bad

Even if you disagree with releasing the report, he did not litigate that position well

Weak.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

It’s incredibly humbling to hear your child mimic you as they discipline their stuffed animal.

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts.

FYI: all were staged.