Dani.B✨

25 || absolutely no idea mate x

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Taking my multivitamin tablets with a Krispy Kreme donut feels wrong but tastes right

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Baggy Point Hike complete ✅

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What a day! Setting up the new Skinnydip store in Camden ready for the influencer event later in the evening to celebrate the launch of the new collection #Cornershopclassics 🍬 15 hour day fully worth it and lots of content collected 🎉

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Laura did NOT just shout at the top of her lungs for me but instead of Dani she goes

‘ALEXAAAAA… o… I mean Dani’

Yes babes ask me anything… here’s what I found on Google for u x

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Singing at the HNB Sandbanks event was great but the highlight was a lady asking if I’ve been to the yacht club she’s a member at. Babes you’re here to join a £3000 salon membership, I’m here busking and I cut my hair over my bathroom sink. No I’ve never been to the yacht club

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I would like to speak up and say that, although I am being cool and calm at this time, I can confirm I will have my tweet that was liked by @lizzo framed by the end of the week. Thank you for your cooperation at this time x

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Never been blown away by these product drops by artists and celebs over the years but… without being dramatic… I would give a LIMB for some @Yitty shit I actually think there’s nothing @lizzo can’t do, her collection is everything 😭

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Man: “he died” *pulls out box of ashes*

Woman: “what happened to him?”

My dad: “he was cremated obviously”

I’ve been laughing for a solid 10 mins

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Laura being asked if she’s a lesbian bcs 2 of her acrylic nails were missing has FLOORED me 😭🤣

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Funnily enough Debora, I didn’t bring my ID with me to support with the purchase of drain cleaner in Home Bargains today. You’re okay with the Anti bac spray, limescale remover, carpet cleaner and fairy liquid, but drain cleaner is where we draw the line is it?

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Most awkward call of the day goes to the woman who answered with

“MAKE ME A WINNNERRRR”

Nope sorry Juliet, this is not capital FM about to give you 50k, it’s just Dani here from the Dentist 🙃 @CapitalOfficial

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Sat in the kitchen with my parents talking with my sister about a house her and her boyfriend are looking to buy…

And I’m playing candy crush.

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Had a crap nights sleep last night and I genuinely think it’s because they named their baby Bambi.

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@bhx_official It’s not the airlines problem it’s the airport. This is the 4th time we’ve used Birmingham airport and EVERY time this happens. Find some better ways to keep or employ staff to manage the high flow of flights you as an airport are encouraging us to use.

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To the guy in the gym who asked if we were using all of the weights, totalling 170kg, on the squat press today… I forgot to thank you for your optimism x

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NYE x

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Hot chocolate season 😋

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@_samjacques YES !!! Get yourself to Asda my friend…NOW !

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Got a kinder advent calendar and everyday I’ve opened the door to a bueno cube. I’ve been KICKIN off at why I haven’t had a different type of kinder chocolate and tonight I’ve realised it is in fact a kinder BUENO advent calendar... Hence the constant bueno treats ffs