D

My entire personality is a trauma response.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Halfway thru these handwritten lyrics and it’s looking like the unabomber manifesto why the fuck did I write so many songs

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

I miss being motivated by petty competition to be fit.

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

I earned 919 points for my workout on @Fitocracy! http://t.co/hISo1U77eZ

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

Is this thing on?

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

No ....but the espresso shot right there that you missed (and didn't add) can be. Thanks @starbucks, maybe train your baristas better. Or at least tell them not to add aggressive and incorrect notes to my cup with their full chest.

[Lydia Polgreen @lpolgreen]

The dissonance on the timeline between Roe news and Met Gala is truly unbearable.

[Matt @SquishySnapple]

Nobody:

The #SNL crowd every time Regé-Jean Page opens his mouth:

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

@chrissyteigen Pregnancy tastebuds.

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

@wgu @CapellaU You need to be following me in order for me to message you...or initiate the message.

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

I might be back but don't quote me.

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

@VaselineBrand #SaveMySkin❄️

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

@lookner Pa- RAM-us

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

UMBC should win the national championship for their twitter account alone

[Xari™️ @czar_xari]

IM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW HYPE THIS UMBC GAME IS

[Suzanne Robertson @swimsuz]

Of course Andrea Zuckerman is SAG president #SAGawards

[D @DaniDoesDigital]

I found and binged watched "Friends from College" yesterday and didn't hate it as much as the world wanted me to.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

[Jessica Brown @jbrowntennis]

Respect to everyone who actually followed the avant-garde theme which is honoring Commes de Garçons from designer Rei Kawakubo #MetGala