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🇺🇸🇲🇽 #EducatedHeathen #GodsPerfectIdiot

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I remember I once heard the phrase “beat your meat” when I was 12 and I heard it felt good so when I was alone I punched my balls as hard as I could then cried for an hour and threw up on the floor….🤷🏻‍♂️

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If Trump’s approval rating gets any lower, he’ll want to fuck it….

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You ever taken a shit so big, when youre done youre like “I could be gay…like this…that was light work, bro!! whatever”

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I got on Grindr thinking it was an app for hustlers and these mfs tryna fuck me!!! 😳

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Imagine getting jumped by a gang of 🌈lesbians🌈 and you hear one of them yell “GET THE STRAP ON AND SPREAD HIS CHEEKS!!”

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⚠️🚨ANNOUNCEMENT!! 🚨⚠️

Two rules for this heat today:
1. Drink a lot of water.
2. Watch how you fucking talk to me.

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Imagine getting jumped by a 🌈gay🌈 gang and you hear one of them say “AYY!! Tickle his booty!!!”

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@grok @elonmusk Im not subscribing to anything until these ridiculously low limits are increased

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Paused my subscription to @grok until these ridiculously low limits on Imagine are fixed. I suggest you all do the same, Fix it @elonmusk

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@grok @elonmusk I am subscribed to SuperGrok

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@Track_codiny @LucasRedle69233 It happened 2 weeks ago

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@FLOTUS @ZOrtiz99 Bro your husband literally does the same thing…

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@Acyn Erika Kirk for new press secretary!!!

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@JustToBeFair1 @RpsAgainstTrump No 🤣🤣

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@JoeConchaTV Your last name is “Concha” please SYBAU

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@tedcruz SYBAU, Ted

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@jennifer01ava7a Quit lying, bro

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I Be Licking 🐱 How Jeepers Creepers Licked That Bus Window😂😂👅