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[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

i thought tequila was gonna make her freaky, she beat my ass last night

[fishious @fishquichee]

“Were on the same wavelength” its called the spectrum

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

[redrum @griffisu]

if you’re ugly please don’t message me i already have a lot going on today

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Balmain @NotBalmain]

Prospa b2b Josh Baker @ the strait of Hormuz !

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

“The Feds have a - what is it - 94% conviction rate?”

BRIAN STEEL:
“Not with us.” 🔥 🔥 😭

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

at age 27 you either kill yourself or start reading books about stoicism

[Puka Nacua @AsapPuka]

Love skydiving

[Doinks the Retard Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

Becoming a 911 dispatcher and telling all of the women callers to calm down and relax

[Midwestern Patriot 🇺🇸 @MWpatriot01]

Breaking: The Los Angeles Dodgers have acquired Greenland. 700 million for 100 years. The deal includes deferral payments according to ESPN.

[Nuke @megab00f]

If you’ve got 2+ people to talk to about music you’re doing alright

[YDG @itsydg]

how do horses snort ketamine

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I take too many shrooms & start opening up to my labubu