Daniel Giles

DB Cooper is my uncle but the FBI won't believe me

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@oelma__ Laughs in @ juno

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@chriswithans Apostate is too nice of a word

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@caybrac1 @JimWright4Texas Rosenthal praised kibbutzes in light of their socialism on the House floor this session, I think French will probably be ok

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Never forget the paper straw wrapped in plastic.

[Bills Mafia of Kazakhstan @BillsKazakhstan]

не беспокойтесь об игре в Балтиморе. У Баффало есть могучий Джош Аллен, большой и сильный медведь гризли из страны под названием Вайоминг. он даст воронам пощечину! #balvsbuf #BillsMafia #gobills

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@AlexPleskach1 You left out “the no trespassing sign is ample warning to the mailman that I have land mines in my yard”

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@AlexPleskach1 This is weird as I just started playing cookie clicker again this week

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@Lmb115 HuntCook Catch and Serve

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

Everyone saying Thunberg is the youngest Person of the Year is forgetting that I won the honor in 2006

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@AlexPleskach1 Logicians hate him!

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@AlexPleskach1 It was me wasn’t it

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

Fun fact: when they say that boys only want one thing, they’re actually referring to the ability to grow an outlandish mustache

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@ErikWollum Bruh you trippin

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@AlexPleskach1 You’ll be back. They always come back.

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@jazzwithkaz TBH Trump is ESL

[Jude Seymour @GOPjr]

Look where the https://t.co/OPAAHXFBCj website suggests I go to find information about North Syracuse government!

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

The TSA just dumped out a third of my toothpaste so it would come in the right size #safety #forourfreedom

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@jazzwithkaz 51 is tyranny of the majority

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@YALiberty Congressman Massie, what do you want your legacy to be? #sassywithmassie #MakeLibertyWin

[Daniel Giles @Daniel_A_Giles]

@YALiberty I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE RAW MILK PUNS #SassyMassie #MakeLibertyWin