Daniel Renton

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

All should be forgiven unto the Ford on account of insightful flood comments.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

Never let anyone tell you hangovers aren't trophies.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@rickygervais I may think you pick on easy targets (vulgar christians) but I also think Derek is your best work yet. (Please dont block).

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@rickygervais Yes, we should also criticize mockumentary comedy for not being empirically factual because that is so obviously the point.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

ugh. still hacked. working on it. sorry.

[Evan Munday @idontlikemunday]

I hate to talk about Seth MacFarlane, but it's not satire when you're on the side of the ruling class.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@mylifeinthesunn Waverly was on the weather network today! i thought it was you then i noticed trees across the street instead of a house.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

i don't get it. aren't pennies and nickles both already round? thank goodness for the explanation.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@mylifeinthesunn i have no idea. i'd better not talk about all that adultery i've been committing.

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@mylifeinthesunn that was my 2nd tweet ever. no public tweets yet!

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@serosity all the american groundhogs are predicting early spring, but the nova scotia hog says more winter

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@mylifeinthesunn This just in: Wiarton Willie of Ontario predicts early spring, "There is no shadow to see, an early spring for you and me!"

[Daniel Renton @Daniel_Renton]

@mylifeinthesunn all the american groundhogs are predicting early spring, but the nova scotia hog says more winter