dan weakley

there’s no beer in ere

[dan weakley @Daniel_weakley]

Since o2 has been down I’ve had to talk to the family. Surprised to hear mum no longer works at Woolworths

[dan weakley @Daniel_weakley]

@beermatchat I had a friend ask me to drink a pint of rum and tomato juice for no charge

[Roderick Decker @roddecks]

‘Now shake hands and get on with it’

[BBC One @BBCOne]

“As a man, it’s almost forbidden to cry.”

Five of the biggest names in football and the Duke of Cambridge open up about mental health

#ARoyalTeamTalk #MakeExtraTime

[Kelsey @WatkinsonKelsey]

saw a tweet tht said u can’t stand backwards on stairs nd now it’s all I can think about

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

89-years-ago, on April 18th, 1930, the BBC announced they had "no news" to report.

Then they just played piano music.

[b.b @benoobrown]

when you’re freezing in the smoking area waiting for your pals https://t.co/pgaINx8Weq

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mike Tyson at 52 😳

(via @BoxingL1fe) https://t.co/0J9zrpIjHt

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[300lilglo @balenciaglo]

LMFAO I FINALLY FOUND IT 💀💀💀

[Lewis @lewisgilbert97]

... did Shaqiri just disappear into Klopp’s coat?

[wee cally duncy @candy_duncs]

Meant to be at pub but been laughing at this for 10 minutes.. Asifffffff

[uNIQUE ✨🌹 @iamlaurans]

I gave my nephew a hot pickle since he was begging😂😂 this was his reaction....💀