Daniel Biltmore

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

If ur name is shai gilgeous-Alexander and you aren’t a pro athlete you got a long road ahead of u in life

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

Gonzaga @ZagMBB is basically a D1 safe school for white boys who can’t get into duke @DukeMBB

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

literally cannot go a week w/o a stranger calling me mac miller

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

how do u get the last sip out of the vita coco

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

Would’ve been cool if the @WashWizards had drafted ace bailey. Then they would have both a “bub” and an “ace” on their team, which sound like names from some WW2 fighter squadron

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

yo cats are like “let me find the comfiest place in the world to take a nap” but also like “let me sit on this fork for three hours”

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

🎵everybody in the club backs zelensky🎵

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

so did we ever find out what Delilah thought it was like in New York City or nah

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

Today in DC in front of a grocery store a man told me to not to go too close to the front bc there was vomit on the ground. I said thanks and moved over slightly. Then his friend came out and yelled at me “YOU COULD MOVE, YOU BITCHASS N***A” and then they walked away together❤️

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Everyday I wake up squinted eyed to try and try again

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I REFUSE TO BE BLINDED BY FEAR

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

the @dallasmavs haven’t been this tumultuous since the time when toni braxton was f*****g j kidd and jimmy jackson at the same time back in the day

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

if anyone wants to put my duvet cover on for me I will pay you $15-20 and provide snacks and we can listen to my spotify release radar

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my past is hazy mane i can’t attach
52fridays

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

I wish amazon would stop asking me to tell they how they did

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i promise i’m just trying to win
52fridays

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

catwoman doesn’t have any superpowers she just really is into cats a lot

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

If HOV and Ye didn’t want anyone to find them then why did they make the whole song about how they’re currently in paris

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

his name is literally jesus of Nazareth why would he be white can someone please google map or wayze it or something please

[Daniel Biltmore @DanielBiltmore]

I know sean and Beyoncé but which carter is jimmy