Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger

ΣΑΕ class of 87 l Mizzou Alum l Father of 3 l Almost went semi-pro in R6 l LOVE college girls l Dabble in the occasional bag

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

How do I recover from my favorite hockey player banging my ex girlfriend at the jersey shore this weekend.

A 2nd shot at a relationship has never been so over.

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@voddysodas Schaeffer Jersey best be in the mail

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@raydavisIIII Yo ray hit my DMs. Got smt the BV would love

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

Smoked a joint at 730 am at Jersey mikes with my boss then cranked out 100 subs for charity.

Can’t teach that.

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@raydavisIIII he did untill he faded me for 20 bands

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

hop in this kids stream. let him have it

https://t.co/3SH9Wrdxnl

#viral #bv #olympics

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@raydavisIIII my sportsbook mate

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

So Alix Earle got dogged by my boy in high school, made it to the finals in Dancing with the Stars, and is now bagging Tom Brady.

Think she remembers him?

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@civilianweb3 hi

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@JasonWettersin @kharis_micheal we have the same pfp. how in TF

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@RaleighBill72 nick fuentes and israel

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

GET BRIAN BRANCH OFF THE FIELD HES HURT EVERY PLAY #lions #cowboys

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

Just found out my thanksgiving dinner tomorrow is 42 people. Can someone from the other side of the family be bad or have a vape pleaseeeeeee. #thanksgiving

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

Did the jews need Bin Ladin to knock down the twin towers?

No but it couldn’t hurt. #expandthem

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@FatherofManyMen We’re are so far in. When is it over.

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

Boys i’m watching the #dancingwiththestars finale. Wish me luck.

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

@wicked_pissah69 that’s insane.

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

My finance professor just said gamblers and poker players thrive in the business world.

He then looked right at me.

Hmmmmmm. Am I the prophet?

[Dak “Due to Relapse” Schwarzenegger @DanielBytex]

my ducks: in a row
my eggs: in a basket
my bigger fish: fried

Cheers.

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

wait this is literally me as fuck when i have a mirror & a poster that says “y’all”