Dan🥕

[george @onetrainops]

stop the clock, that is wrong. take your time, what confectionary company makes revels?

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[Cheshire @mualaniparty]

Mind you this is you

[Kat 🏳️‍🌈 @Kat_Says_Stuff]

That 51 year old man knew what he was doing setting fire to a LGBTQ venue at the busiest time on the busiest night.
And everyone should condemn it.
I hope he goes to jail for a very long time

[Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy]

There are nineteen restaurants and nine bars in parliament, all serving subsidised alcohol. This is what happens when a person who has actually worked sees how MPs actually 'work'.

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

Trump, MAGA, Farage, Reform and GB News hate the UK and want us to believe the UK is a failing state compared to the USA.

The facts disagree.

On practically every measure of quality of life, health, safety, education, environment, the UK would rank as the best state in America.

The land of the "free " (where people get yanked off the street by masked men) is also the land of half a million medical bankruptcies a year and the world’s largest prison population.

This is the reality.

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Don’t talk to me about how anti-homophobia campaigns in football are unnecessary. I don’t give a fuck how it makes you feel.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Yes

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

REMINDER: If you’re an average punter and the authorities find evidence you’re watching BBC services without a TV licence they’ll fine you £1000 and take you to court but if they find evidence that you’re a billionaire that’s part of a paedophile ring they’ll take no action

[Clem 🌿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SirClmnt]

The people who broke the country are defecting to Reform & telling us that it’s broken.

[George @george_w18]

Literally every gov announcement ever is just this

[All's Fair on Hulu @allsfaironhulu]

Line of the year. #allsfair

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[Charlotte Tutton @Char_Tutton]

THEY SWAPPED OUT ECLAIRS FOR FLAKES WE WON

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires”

Lads who make 30k a year:

[inigo quilez @iquilezles]

hey look, an AI artist got hurt because somebody stole his prompt

[Mick ☕️🍉 @MickCoffey2]

They are the worst hypocrites & thieves.
#bbcqt

[deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3]

Actually insane that according to every terf on the planet and our Supreme Court this lad should use the women’s bathroom lmao

[Soma ☁️ @vanillarigrande]

Every time I open this app there’s a new version…