DanielCotton

DanielCottonFromTwitter • Assistant Tour Manager of @bfsrocks • Bassist of When Suddenly • Host of @AHYDDpod

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When you're steaming drunk getting out of the taxi and trying to act normal

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The future is fucking awesome. Nature is healing.

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A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

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StickDeath(.)com

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Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

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Phillip must have had a fucking weird shaped head

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@w_terrence "Hey ChatGPT, write me a long annoying tweet to send to Jimmy Kimmel. Please don't tag him"

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@Joshstrangehill "Stupider like a fox"

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@lordmiles God would fucking hate you, btw

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@MooseAllain I'm so sorry, Moose. Sending love.

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@ojvhteuhyhes SAME! Mine is in a phone shop in Sheikhupura. I'm just amazed how quick they could get it there when I can't get a parcel delivered on time.

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ACAB includes showsec

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@O2RitzManc The showsec staff on tonight are being so heavy handed and dramatic, it's ridiculous.

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You telling me a SHRIMP fucked this rice?
You telling me a shrimp FUCKED this rice?
You telling me a shrimp fucked THIS rice?
You telling me a shrimp fucked this RICE?

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23:59 - Merry Christmas. Boxing Day is imminent and there's not been any tears and very few beers. I guess this is growing up.

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00:00 - I just put cherry tango in my champagne and that's how we're starting Christmas this year. Cheers, everyone.

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23:52 - Somehow, the evening is ending with us listening to Crowded House and me trying to explain what Midwest emo is to my Mum. I can't explain this.

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@flamegurl2113 I am now