Daniel D'Mello

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I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Titanique on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/iMXnHoGS5v

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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for The Years on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/PFBJVzf8pj

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Honestly this was the point I knew it was over

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This line from @StigAbell 's book. I guess they were both proven right?

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Religion as the source again -

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But what if the untrained Somali sprinter had beat everyone else?

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Funny thing about the new Mission Impossible film is they could have used AI to tell them when to release the film so they'd get more viewers.

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The thing with being in a relationship is you discover every brunch place within 1 sq km of your home. Suddenly you're a poached egg critic.

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@fesshole @ExcelHumor

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Did Barbenheimer yesterday. One film is about multi dimensionality and the space time continuum, and the other is Oppenheimer.

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The best magic trick is leaving something you don't want but is still to good to bin, outside your house in London, and noticing it vanishing in five minutes.

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@tom_usher_ Here are 10 ways ChatGPT can help the ice cream van market. A thread...

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@MadameButcher You know he's not Tom Cruise right?

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@dieworkwear We have never needed naturism more.

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@LauraFlowD @dieworkwear

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@HelenGradwell The idea that Americans would care about what British people think 😄

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@Victoria_Spratt @theipaper Yup, that's me.

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@visakanv I thought I just had travel anxiety, turns out I'm an airport dad.

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@ZackPolanski Where will the head of state take an important phone call? The airplane loo?