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[Temilayo @Temi__layo]

That moment in between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder wtf you’re doing with your life

[kuro |-/ @kurokurokayang]

Here ya go

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

junko radicalized me. every evil thing that men can do to a woman was done to her and the men in question got only like 10 years in jail each

[Your Pal Matt @YourPalMatt316]

“Go to hell” is boring. “I hope your favorite franchise gets a Netflix adaptation” is terrifying. It’s possible. It’s happening to people.

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[dysphoria @dysphoria_chan]

They're gonna split OoT remake into three parts. The first one will only cover Young Link and will last 50 hours with Ganondorf as the final boss for some reason. The second will come out in 2031 for Switch 3. And the last will be 60 hours of nothing but the Water Temple in 2035.

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el ��nico día que puedes retuitear esto:

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Joshua (68/100) @TheSoulRequiem2]

Fucking evergreen