Danimal

Social Commentator. Singer of the car and shower. Dog-dad. Tennis obsessed. Crop-duster at work and parties. My views are mine alone.

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@JoJoFromJerz @LindseyGrahamSC Lady Graham doesn’t just genuflect. She fully and obediently bends over.

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@delta Hi! Just wanted to give a big shout out to Allyson at the Skyclub near A1 in Seattle who helped me manage a tight flight change today (5/21) including a re-route of a checked bag. Not sure how to get this to her, but please extend my thanks!

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@RpsAgainstTrump “Christian and Moms for Labia” has a nice ring to it.

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@laurenboebert Nobody wants you where grown ups talk.

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Hershel Walker has over 1.3M votes and counting in GA w 76% reporting. What the fuck is wrong in that state? THAT is the person you want to represent you for six years? Bless your hearts.

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@VABVOX Unfortunately, women continue to vote for congressmen/women who don’t advocate for any substantive gun control and contribute to these events. Why do they vote against their best (and our) best interests?

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@sparklightcares Hi there. Is there an outage in SE Boise?

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@BrianSimsPA All great pics!! My Australian Cattle Dog, Dallas, being, well, relaxed.

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@LiveLifeLuvWell @notcapnamerica Because most MAGAts are on government assistance and prioritize getting fat off that - literally and figuratively.

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SCOTUS = FUCKUS #SCOTUS #scotusreform

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The US is sliding from innovative progress to a failed religious state. SCOTUS does not reflect the America I know but a small group of small minded “Christian” zealots. It needs reform and no more protection than a teacher gets. #SCOTUS #SCOTUSTheocrats

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@BillOReilly Don’t you have to have character for it to be assassinated? You don’t need any help looking like the ass you are.

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@joncoopertweets Yes! As long as they aren’t racist, bigoted, ignorant, misogynistic, hypocrite, authoritarians like the GOP.

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@JDCocchiarella Giiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllll

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@RonFilipkowski Russian wheelchair porn?

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@RonFilipkowski Tots and pears.

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@NBCNews Sex is different than gender. Simply ask the sex not the gender.

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@EpicGames
Nice lack of customer responsiveness [Epic Games Player "Support"] and action. Maybe spend more time tackling legitimate account issues and talk to ACTUAL CUSTOMERS instead of thinking up fake CSR names and hiding in email.

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I could deal with many things in 2021, but seriously....Betty White? #BettyWhite #fuck2021 #GoldenGirls #icon