Daniel Florien

I’m Daniel Florien — a blogger/writer and all-around nice guy.

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So Long, And Thanks For All The Memories (From Dan)... http://t.co/LeDqDv9iRz

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If Mary is the Mother of God, and God is the father, does that make God a motherfucker? Just wondering.

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I want to deep-fry the shit out of a cheesecake right now.

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Let’s Hope The Mormons Are Wrong… http://t.co/Nu84dVdl

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Appealing to Scientific Values http://t.co/0dEt9kA3

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Kidnapped for Christ http://t.co/fVh5kqZi

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Agenda – What is this? I don’t even… http://t.co/IiUI5yo6

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What Would Jesus NOT Do? http://t.co/WwO6ySJq

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lf Only… http://t.co/LNdA8vh8

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Hesus Shoe Repair http://t.co/eiOgFSbW

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Fred Peeps http://t.co/9qKjWIHU

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And Joseph said unto Mary, "Yeah right, you whore."

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Born of a virgin? Hahahahaha people don't still believe that, do they?!

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I'm trying to keep the Frijjō in Friday but our culture makes it so hard :(
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Tomorrow we get to see some terrible Christian billboards :)

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"If God's real, Hitchens has already convinced Him He's not."

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@leftcoastman57 fuck all the things

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Also: Fuck cancer.

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RIP Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011. Your wit, wisdom, and love for life will be missed.

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Instead of the Trinity, it should be called the Threesome.