Daniel “Swisher” Fondler

liberal/father of 3/avid scrapbooker/fish monger

[Daniel “Swisher” Fondler @DanielFondler]

I absolutely love bird watching and I’m not talking about the ones that fly

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@corbinmanstart Bro you did this all the time back in ‘86 when we were in highschool. Stop complaining you melon

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@CounterStrike Daniel “Swisher” Fondler approves this message and will be bringing cookies to the steam HQ in Bellevue on Monday.

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While we’re on the topic. If you see me in any declassified photos from Jeffery Epsteins island. Just know I only went there for the bird watching. Jimbo was an avid birdwatcher and got me into the hobby when we worked together back in 94’. I didn’t diddle I swear.

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Everyone is all obsessed with this Jeffery Epstein fellow. Mark my words, just wait till they find out about @corbinmanstart. That dude is a real freak.

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Planning something big. Anyone have any connections with Cambodian sweatshop owners? Put me on 🙏💯

[Bimby Gunderson @BimbyGunderson]

Do you even know Chris Floyd? @DanielFondler

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People that work on their computer in coffee shops should be deported. Like we get it you’re unemployed. Get a grip

[Corbin Manstart @corbinmanstart]

evil Martin Luther King Jr be like: I have a nightmare

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Bees will straight up kill themselves just to cause an inconvenience for you. Wish my ex wife would do the same.

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Are door to door salesman just the American version of Gypsies. We should eradicate these motherfuckers get a real job.

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@ChadGuy_5 That’s cute because I’m not home. I know you’re home though so you better lock your door.

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@ChadGuy_5 fuckin pussy keep beating off and bailing on your friends. I hate people like you. Scum of the earth. Also heard you can’t be 500 yards from a park or school. Probably best you didn’t come to the kickback. Bum.

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Got drunk last night and woke up to this video. Need to lay off the ketamine frfr.

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Fuck my digital footprint. I hate gypsies so much it’s makes me sick!

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Went bird watching at the lake today. Saw some fantastic tail. God I love the summer time.

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Haven’t been posting on twitter lately Sharon sued me for defamation. Someone tell her that she is a stupid whore. I can’t tell her because of the court ordered restraining order. Fuckin Bitch!

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Saw @corbinmanstart hanging out with Chope at the local watering hole. Crazy shit I thought those guys aren’t homies

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Really wish I had single ply toilet paper right about now

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Single ply toilet paper has my asshole screaming like a baby goat.

[Daniel “Swisher” Fondler @DanielFondler]

Sharron left me and took the kids. I have no toilet paper so I have to wipe with dirty McDonalds napkins. Nobody told me rock bottom would feel like this. #sad