Daniel Hendleman

Drink a lot of coffee. sleep a lot

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If you stand on the steps in the ground waiting to leave those 30 seconds earlier and block everyone’s view of the pitch, you’re a dick. #bwfc

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@MarcIles What happened in the crowd where the stewards got involved?

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Not a single @rodstewart dive into the bowl during this #FAcup draw. Games gone.

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The biggest scam of 2024 is paying for @PrimeVideo and still having adverts

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When did we as a nation become untrusted to return plastic lids to bottle tops?

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@boltoncouncil don’t ever refuse to collect my recycling again because you deem it to have the wrong item in it. It’s black bin day and I’ve just watched a worker finish his can of monster and throw in the wagon. Give your heads a wobble.

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Sat down for the whole of the second half, he’s not interested and needs to go #BWFC

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@BakersTweet 😂 some top quality puns, great work.

You were in CRUISE CONTROL

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Is that you @BakersTweet narrating “Motorway: Hell on the highway”?

What a treat on a Friday night on channel 5

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@IndeedItsMark I bet you're loads of fun at a party 🙄

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There has to be a competition in #F1 as to who can have the oddest rendition of their national anthem

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To top yesterday off, had to charge the car on the way back this morning, where did it take me? Oxford 😭😂 thanks @Tesla #BWFC

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Thinking back to yesterday and all I can see is Santos, ball at foot looking lost and iredale strolling to the corner flag at 2-0 down. Gonna be a long summer #BWFC

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@cplusnumbers Without knowing the purchase and sale operations behind newspaper trading, they will have already bought copies to resell I'd imagine. Buy it from them and shove it in the bin, job done

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Tomorrow, go into your local corner shop, buy a copy of @TheSun and then shove it straight in the bin. Supporting local and making sure no-one else can read that utter shite. #BWFC

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@lanc5la55 @CartlandDavid No it didn't, you weren't there. Ambulance was there within 10 mins, 15 mins max. St John's Ambulance staff were there first

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@boltoncouncil as you fail to collect bins on my street regularly (the only thing I pay you for imo) how about we do a deal? Everytime you don't collect? You refund me 10% of my Bill? Sound good? 👌🏻#BoltonCouncilFail

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We don't we try a shot? #bwfc

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Did not expect to be crying at the end of @WrexhamFX second season but here we are!

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@McDonaldsUK coffee is the worst available without doubt