Dan Retief

Patrioties, idealisties, bombasties, fantasties, joernalis, komponis, drink soos 'n vis. Beskrywend, oordrywend die gom wat ons saam bind.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

Bought some fake stashes. Had some real moments. 15 bucks well spent.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

I like telling people that what they think of me is really none of my business.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@why_hellorraine I don't know what the TRAIN of thought was, but maybe they do it to keep TRACK of their lives #somepuns

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

We don't call it rock bottom, we just call it home. #iknow #idontknow

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

Yup, im winning.

[SuperSport Blitz @SuperSportBlitz]

Cristiano Ronaldo says a return to Manchester United after seeing out his current 4-year contract at Real Madrid is in his plans #SSFootball

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@Claudenoster , as jy dit eet sal ek poncho's en pancakes doen. #challenge #extended

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@Mirandi_Nel , humidity in the freezer freezes over the bulb, so not practical. If the steaks are high, use a flashlight. #seewhatididthere

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

Top winter tip #11, setting fire to your car is a great source of heat, but bad for vehicle insurance.

[Willem van den Heever @WillemDafilm]

#LinkedIn invites are the Jehovah Witnesses of e-mails.

[TaylorMade SA @TaylorMadeSA]

RE-TWEETING this very post is YOUR entry to win #SouthAfrica's 1st Justin Rose signed #SLDR driver. #TaylorMadeGolf

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@StacyMclernonJJ , hate is a strong advesary. Finding the perfect balance is just key to survival.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

Mother of all Cholesterol. #doILift? #lifttomymouthyes! http://t.co/rqMR5X7Clk

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@Ciscoolerasjy, maar beteken dit dan jy is meer volwasse vir jou ouderdom of maak dit hulle jonk van gees? #hmmmm

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

"Vergeet en vergewe",meer soos vergewe om te vergeet.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

"Hey man, why is your sister in the hospital?" I cant tell you, its on a kneed to know basis. @AnriRetief3 @A_Retief @AnriRetief #getwelsoon

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

"You see Jenny, the difference between a boat and a ship is that a ship can carry a boat, but a boat cant carry a ship."

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

Suffering from Insomnia? Turn that frown upside down, only three sleeps before Christmas!

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

@AnriRetief3 @Chante_Lieb14 , this is not a happy Olifontey.

[Dan Retief @DanielJ3Tief]

There ain't no sunshine when she's gone. http://t.co/0moiVZzT9P