Daniel Ferguson

Guy of an Unspecified Number of Voices
#AGT Season 12
Business inquiries ONLY: [email protected]

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

Me: *smelling candles*
Employee: "Hi! Can I help you find something?"
Me: "No, thank you." *continues smelling every candle & then leaves."

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

You know, YouTube, I really wasn't sure about your ads, but now that you've added an unnecessary fade to black before every single one of them, I'm sold!

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

I think it's time to delete my Twitter–I mean "X."

I'm only partially saying this for attention...

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Steve Harwell was a true American Original. A larger than life character who shot up into the sky like a Roman candle. Steve will be remembered for his unwavering focus and impassioned determination to reach the heights of pop stardom.
Rest in peace knowing you aimed for the stars, and magically hit your target. Rest easy,

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@nathanwpyle Datnooiebool

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@iHyalt Say it ain't so! 😢

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@catholicpat @beefanddairy If you're into British humour

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@OrtaDunyaCom Better than Denethor, though. 🤷‍♂️

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

That time of year already? 😏😚

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

Today is National Kiss a Ginger Day!

Sorry, ladies. These lips are waiting until marriage. 😘

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@Enderfire98 I rewatched it a few times! Despite the rating, it's definitely in my top three!

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

I watched all the Studio Ghibli films for the first time last year, and these were my reviews. I was told I need to rewatch some of them because my reviews were too harsh, namely Howl's.

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@AmyRoho_Writes I think The Wind Rises was my favorite, but Kiki's was good!

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

[X] Dance with a complete stranger at a wedding
[X] Ask said stranger out on date after seemingly having a great time together
[X] Immediately get rejected by stranger after she willingly gives you her phone number without you asking

My 2023 bucket list is complete.

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Rest in Paradise.

The King of the Beautiful Game. ❤️

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@rejectedjokes The Princess Bride
Good Will Hunting
How To Train Your Dragon
Back to the Future
The Last Crusade
Secondhand Lions

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@jarrodcrano 4 pillows. But I use all of them. 😄

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

Jonathan Swift might have had some say in this. 😏

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@catholicpat A Quiet Place

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@GatorsDaily Dragons!

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@beefanddairy I've always enjoyed the seasonal Peppermint Bark flavor. Can't wait to get more in time for Christmas!

[Daniel Ferguson @DanielJFerguson]

@MasakoX Yeah! Break! Care! Break! is pretty banging!